dad hat BB4B- This hat wont save the world but it will keep the sun out of your eyes while it burns.

Bold. Minimal. Ethically hostile.
This hat isn’t merch—it’s a warning


💥 Features:
Front: BB4B in military stencil

subtle as a Molotov

100% cotton twill for max comfort, minimum conscience

Adjustable strap because we believe in flexibility, not billionaires
Blank product sourced unapologetically from Vietnam or Bangladesh

🧷 Why You Need It:
Whether you're eating the rich or just side-eyeing them from your hybrid, this hat keeps your petty protected and your scalp superior.
Perfect for protests, passive aggression, and power moves at Trader Joe’s.

📏 Fit Notes:
One size fits most heads.
(Not recommended for those who think billionaires are “job creators.”)

🧼 Care:
Spot clean only.
Do not bleach—unless you're scrubbing away generational wealth.

🚨 Final Word:
Choose your shade. Wear your warning.
This is protest disguised as product.
Body Bags for Billionaires™ — Couture for the ethically hostile.



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!